Things I never thought I’d say when I became a mom:

1.       Don’t pick your nose or your finger will get stuck.

2.       Eat all your dinner like a good guinea pig.

3.       Take that car out of your underpants.

4.       Don’t lick your sister’s face.

5.       Let me get that boogie.

6.       Good job. You got all the pee IN the potty!

7.       Did you wipe? Nope, there’s still poop.

8.       You can’t fly until you grow your wings. Get off the couch!

9.       No, there’s no milk in boy boobies.

10.   Go ask your dad.

I'm sure there will be more just give me a couple years...